One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new
 college class.
 
 He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who
 thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
 
 After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
 
 "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the
 professor asked.
 
 The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing
 there all by yourself."