A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a
 sentence.
 
 Brian raises his hand and says, "The sky is fascinating."
 
 The teacher says, "No that's fascinating."
 
 Jennifer raises her hand and says, "When I saw the tigers at the
 zoo I was fascinated."
 
 The teacher says, "No that's fascinated."
 
 So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My mom bought
 a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her tit's are so big she
 could only fasten eight!