Three men were digging a hole when they found a lamp. The first
 man rubbed it and out popped a genie. He said, "Poof, I will grant
 each of you one wish."
 
 The first man said, "I wish to be smart and handsome."
 
 The genie's reply, "Poof you're a lawyer."
 
 The second man said, "I wish to be twice as smart and twice as
 handsome.
 
 "Poof, you're a doctor."
 
 The third man said, "I wish to be three times as smart and three
 times as handsome."
 
 "Poof, you're a woman."