10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
 
 9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
 
 8. Crying can be fun.
 
 7. FAT CLOTHES.
 
 6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced
    lunch.
 
 5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be
    considered a peak life experience.
 
 4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
 
 3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is
    next to impossible.
 
 2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten
    minutes.
 
 AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
 
 1. OTHER WOMEN!