A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating
 how badly treated she got over the divorce settlement, when she
 spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs the lamp, and out
 pops a magical genie!!
 
 The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him.
 As a consolation, the genie informs her that he will give her
 three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not
 believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the
 amount of whatever she wishes.
 
 The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but
 she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion
 dollars. The genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting
 in pile of one billion one-dollar bills.
 
 The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient
 of 10 billion dollars.
 
 The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second
 wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of
 her own private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie
 then reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she
 wished for, and points out at the beach to a small development of
 ten such mansions.
 
 Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her
 last wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the
 woman informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish.
 But, before she can do this, the genie again warns her that her
 ex-husband will get ten times what she wishes for.
 
 "No problem," said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. "For my
 last wish...I'd like to give birth to twins."