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Gender - Women - What Women Want From A Man
 What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List 
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 1. Handsome 
 2. Charming 
 3. Financially Successful 
 4. A Caring Listener 
 5. Witty 
 6. In Good Shape 
 7. Dresses with Style 
 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 
 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 
 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
 
 
 
 What I Want In A Man, REVISED List
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 1. Not too ugly
 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
 3. Works steady
 4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting
 5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
 10. Shaves on weekends

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