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Gender - Women - His & Hers Guide To Drive Through Cash Machines
 HIS: 
 
 1. Pull up to Automatic, Drive Through Cash Machine
 
 2. Insert card
 
 3. Enter PIN number
 
 4. Take cash, card and receipt 
 
 
 HERS:
 
 1. Pull up to Automatic, Drive Through Cash Machine
 
 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
 
 3. Shut off engine
 
 4. Put keys in handbag
 
 5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
 
 6. Hunt for card in handbag
 
 7. Insert card
 
 8. Hunt in handbag for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on
    it.
 
 9. Enter PIN number
 
 10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
 
 11. Hit "cancel"
 
 12. Re-enter correct PIN number
 
 13. Check balance
 
 14. Look for deposit envelope
 
 15. Look in handbag for pen
 
 16. Make out deposit slip
 
 17. Sign cheques
 
 18. Make deposit
 
 19. Study instructions
 
 20. Make cash withdrawal
 
 21. Get in car
 
 22. Check makeup
 
 23. Look for keys
 
 24. Start car
 
 25. Check makeup
 
 26. Start pulling away
 
 27. STOP
 
 28. Back up to machine
 
 29. Get out of car
 
 30. Take card and receipt
 
 31. Get back in car
 
 32. Put card in wallet
 
 33. Put receipt in chequebook
 
 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in chequebook
 
 35. Clear area in handbag for wallet and chequebook
 
 36. Check makeup
 
 37. Put car in reverse gear
 
 38. Put car in drive
 
 39. Drive away from machine
 
 40. Travel 3 miles
 
 41. Release handbrake"

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