As opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs
 nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of
 your mates.
 
 INSTRUCTIONS.
 
 Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton,
 (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person
 who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the
 top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the
 post.
 
 Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
 0.5 Miss Worlds
 2.5 Models
 463 Wild n y m p h o s
 3,234 Good-looking n y m p h o s
 20,198 Who enjoy multiple o r g a s m s
 40,198 Bi-s e x u a l women.
 
 In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply h o r n i e r, less
 inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.
 And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be
 one of those that come back to you.
 
 DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
 
 One guy for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of
 his friends got his original girl back, still in the old dressing
 gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and
 the accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the
 international super model he'd been living with since he sent off
 his old girl friend moved out to live with his best friend (to
 whom he had not sent the chain letter).
 
 While I am sending this letter, the guy that is in 6th place above
 me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital
 suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
 
 YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
 
 This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying s e x
 life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about
 trivialities (that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy
 mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
 engagement.
 
 Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best
 friends.
 
 PS. - Even when you have no girl friend, you can send your vacuum
 cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use 
 it.
 
 PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that
 they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may
 soon undertake